Thanksgiving turkey, three ways
Every way starts with the same three things. Thaw math: a frozen bird needs about a day in the fridge for every 4–5 pounds — a 14-pound turkey is a 3-to-4-day thaw, so the plan starts the weekend before. The dry brine: the day before, rub the bird with kosher salt, about ½ teaspoon per pound, over and under the skin, and let it sit uncovered in the fridge 24–48 hours — seasoned meat, dry skin, no bucket of brine water. The rules that don't move: dressing cooks in its own pan, never inside a grilled bird, and the bird is done at 165°F — the USDA floor — read in the thickest part of the breast, the innermost thigh, and the wing joint. Rest it at least 30 minutes, tented, before anyone carves.
Way one — classic roasted (the reference cook)
- Set up for indirect heat at 325°F — burners off under the bird, or coals banked to the sides — with a drip pan under the grate.
- Bird breast-up on a rack over the pan, legs toward the hotter side of the cooker.
- Roast to temperature, not to the clock: a 12–14 pound bird runs about 3 to 3¾ hours at 325°F. Foil the breast if it races ahead of the thighs.
- At 165°F everywhere it counts, pull, tent, rest 30 minutes. The full guided version lives in the Yard's turkey course — A Full Turkey on the Grill.
Way two — smoked low-and-slow
- Run the cooker at 225–250°F with apple or cherry chunks — fruitwood is the turkey wood; a little hickory goes a long way.
- Budget roughly 30–40 minutes per pound — a 12-pound bird is a 6-to-8-hour cook — and keep the cooker at or above 225°F the whole way.
- Know the trade: skin goes soft and rubbery down low. Finish the last 30 minutes at 350°F to set it.
- Same finish line — 165°F at breast and thigh (USDA) — and the same 30-minute rest.
Way three — kamado / Big Green Egg
- Plate setter (convEGGtor) in, legs up — that's the Egg's indirect setup. Drip pan on the setter, cooking grate on top of that.
- Lump charcoal with two or three apple or cherry chunks buried in it. Settle the dome at 325–350°F and give it a few minutes to prove it's stable before the bird goes on.
- Whole bird: about 11–13 minutes per pound at that heat. Spatchcocked — backbone out, bird pressed flat — it cooks in roughly half the time (70–90 minutes for a 12–14 pound bird), more evenly, with crisper skin; it just needs the grate width, which a large Egg has.
- Judge by the probe, never the color: 165°F at the breast and the innermost thigh (USDA floor), then 30 minutes of rest before the carve.